Shouldn't really be called the dollar theater now should it...

So last night my girlfriend and I had us a little date night. She decided to drive down from Huntsville so I figured if she was going to make the 50 mile drive I should better take her out on a nice date to try and impress her... So I took her to the dollar theater. Actually that's not true, it's now the dollar and a quarter movie theater. I guess that extra quarter just really up's their revenue.

Either way it was a fun time, we went to go see "Employee of the Month" with Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook. I must say it was a pretty good little flick. I also must say that Jessica Simpson made me want to stand up in the middle of the movie, point at the screen and yell out, "YUMMMMYYYYY". She was looking pretty fly in that movie.

I also must say that going to this particular dollar and a quarter theater was quit a multicultural experience. We had to be the only white couple in the entire theater. Don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with this and I usually enjoy being the only white person. In fact after watching this movie thanks to the Hispanic family behind me I now know how to say half of the movie in Spanish. You see the family behind me took their grandmother with them to see the movie and undoubtedly she does not speak English because after every line of the movie she would say "Que". Then the family would translate the line for her in Spanish. I felt bad for the little boy with them because this particular translation job feel to him and you could tell he was not to happy with it.

Also on the other side of the theater there was a large group of black kids... sorry African American youths who thought they were pretty ghetto. It's always funny to see suburban kids try and dress ghetto. Either way it was funny to hear some of the things they were saying back to the movie screen. It always makes me laugh when I am sitting in the movie and something happens and someone yells out, "Yo girlfriend, you aint gotta take that from that cracker. Just beat his ass girl", then they snap their fingers. This always makes me chuckle inside.

So all and all it was a good little date night. It was a good movie and I loved being able to spend time with my girlfriend. We really are getting along great and things are gonig good with us.

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[billdawes]

Some movies are GREAT to see with black people. I saw AI and there were a bunch in a really crowded opening weekend. At one point, it was clear that AI took a wrong turn and was degenerating into a pretentious shit buffet. I kept waiting for Spielberg to pull himself out of the crapper and it wasn't happening. Finally Haley "Washed up at 18" Joel Osmond pulls out a lock of hair while music swells melodramatically. There is a pregant pause. A black dude yells out from the back: "SMOKE IT!"
I fell out. All the jews got huffy. It was awesome.

[CC]

*Pinches Cheecks*

I'm so happy for you!

*Pinches Cheecks again with a smile*