The Russell-P Project:

What in the hell is wrong with my cat...

So once again last night my cat ended up throwing up. This time it was all over my bed and on my covers, now that really sucks. I don't know what's wrong with her. She has thrown up like 5 times in 2 weeks. Is this a normal thing for a cat? I have not changed her diet since I have gotten her and I have stopped giving her treats about 2 weeks ago. I just don't know why she is doing it. I mean she does not act sick she just throws up and then goes about her business. It's not hairballs because it looks like chewed up food. So who out there can help me? Who knows what's wrong with my cat? I wish I had more friends with cats so I could ask them but I only have one friend with a cat and all the rest have dogs.

She does chew on a lot of plastic crap we have in the house. Is that bad for her?

On a side note my band is playing at Sherlock's on Westheimer tonight if anyone wants to come out and watch. We also have two more shows this weekend for those who are looking for something to do.

This is important for me in a girlfriend...

So for me to find a girl that makes me happy and for me to be in a good relationship it is important for me to find a girl who I can just lay on the couch with and chill and watch tv. That's really improtant for me. I want a girl who will just sit there with me and cuddle up with me and hang out. Maybe hold me hand and let me know that she is happy with me. Well guess what ladies and gentelman I have found that women and I must say I am very happy about it. It's what I need in my life right now. In fact we took a picture together and you can see how happy we are together. Come take a look at the picture and let me know how cute we are together.

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Random pictures of my kitty...

What can I say, she is my baby and I love showing her off.

My little nerd kitty...

So this is how my little kitten Willy-T likes to sleep while we watch tv together. Now is she not the cutest thing you have ever seen?

When a cat has to go, a cat has to go...

So today I took my little Willy-T to go visit my parents and watch the Astros game with my dad and I. She had a blast running around my parents house and exploring. There is only one problem that I did not think about when I decided to take her to my parents, my parents do not have a cat nor do they have a litter box. Needless to say this little problem would later come back and haunt me a few hours later.

So we hung out at my parents house for a few hours and then decided to head on back home to my apartment. Well as soon as she got in the car she started acting a bit strange and crying alot. I started to think, man I really hope she does not have to go to the bathroom. Well guess what, boy did she ever have to go to the bathroom.

Well she jumps down in the floorboard below my feet and I start to smell something. I instantly knew I was in trouble because I knew what that smell was. Sure enough I look down at my feet and my little fur ball of love had left me a nice little present. Lucky for me at the time I was driving right by a car wash so I instantly pull in and remove Willy's little accident.

My next step was to get rid of the smell. I simply deposited a dollar in quarters to the air freshener machine and now my car no longer stinks of cat turds but smells like good old Pina Colida. So now I learned my lesson. If I am going to take my cat some where for a few hours I am going to be bringing her litter box with her.

Russell-P is about to spoil his new girl...

So last night I was talking with one of my friends and she started to make fun of me and tell me how I am going to spoil my new kitten. I told her, "You know what, your right I am. She's my baby".

So sure enough I have gone out and bought something else for my little girl. I just purchased for her a kitty condo. This thing is freaking pimped out. It stands about 5 feet tall and has all kinds of little places for her to jump around and play in. I figure nothing but the best for my little Willy. That's my Willy!!

Either way this thing I hope will keep her busy and make her happy. The only bad thing is that it comes not put together so I will have to use my master carpentry skills and assemble this thing for her. Needless to say last time I tried to assemble a dresser that we got at Ikea for my ex girlfriend, it took me like 3 hours and we ended up with like 15 extra screws. I am still crossing my fingers everyday that it does not fall apart on her. Ask her about it one day I am sure she will laugh and tell you how bad I was at putting it together.

Either way hopefully with this thing I will be able to assemble it correctly and my little kitty will have no fear of jumping up to the top ledge only to have it break and her plunge to her death. I should be getting it shipped to me in a few days so I will let you guys know how it goes. On a side note here are a few random pictures of me and my kitty. I hate the first picture because it makes me look like I have 8 chins and I swear I don't.

 

Russell-P really needs your help...

So guys I really need your help. For those who don't know I recently got a little baby kitten and she is by far one of the coolest little things running around on Gods green Earth right now. The only problem is that she is ALWAYS running around. In other wards at 1:30 in the morning she is running around, at 2:35 in the morning she is running around, at 3:10 she is running around at 4:43 she is running around… you starting to see my point?

I have had this little bundle of joy now for about 3 days and I might have gotten 5 hours of sleep since then. I mean you figure she would get tired of licking my face and biting my toes but undoubtedly she does not.

All night long she ends up trying to get under the covers with me and when she does she makes a bee line straight for my big toe and starts gnawing on it. I let her do it for a bit in hopes that she will tire of it and go to sleep but of course that’s not the case. So I end up moving her out from under the covers. Needless to say this does not work either because this thing must be part gopher. She finds some way to dig herself back under the covers with me and starts working on my toes again.

Well finally I got to the point where I wrap myself up in the blankets so she can not get under my covers. Well the only problem with this is that she then proceeds to meow until I show her some attention. If she’s not meowing trying to get my attention then she climbs on my face and licks me to death.

So here is the question I have for you guys. What can I do to get some sleep? Should I punish her for keeping me up? Do I just let it go and hope she grows out of it? Do I lock her up in a separate room when I go to bed? I have no clue about this one so can someone please help?

Russell-P is going to bling out his cat...

That's right folks, now that I am a proud parent of a loving little bundle of fur it's time for me to bling her out and make her the Paris Hilton of cats. I have been looking around at some collars and other accessories for her and here is some of the ones I have found.

Georgian Four Poster Bed: Hand crafted in the manner of an early apprentice piece, each of the five designs is exquisitely made to express a different element of the cabinetmaker's art in miniature. Let your pampered pet recline in absolute opulence.

This little baby here retails for right at $22,000. Not to shabby for a little cat that only cost me $60.

Luxury 5 Strand Pet Necklace: This Austrian Swarovski

Crystal

jewelry piece by renowned artisan Dorothy Bauer. Each piece is constructed and soldered by hand. Comes in your choice of finish. Jewelry and pet jewelry and collars by Dorothy Bauer are highly sought after and collectible!

This one goes for right at $5,000. Nothing is too expensive for my little baby.

This will be her going out to da club ghetto wear outfit. You can't have a cat that does not have a little urban side to her.

I have a feeling my little Willy is in for a lot of trouble with being dressed up and pimped out all the time. Of course once I pimp her out with some bling and some clothes I need to be able to take her out and show her off. I need to find a little kitty leash and talk her for walks.

Wow, cat's sure do like to keep you up...

So I spent my first night with my new little kitty and I must say she sure does like to keep me up at night. Last night she got under the covers with me long enough for me to fall asleep and then the shenanigans started.

At around 1:30 she decided to go explore my computer desk. This is not such a bad thing other then for the fact that she knocked some of my stuff over and I about freaked out because I thought someone was in my room. Needless to say I jumped out of my bed and almost stepped on her. One has to be careful to not step on small kittens when they move into your room.

Then around 3:00 she figured she would show me how much she loves me by jumping on my pillow and licking my nose. Of course I love it but at 3:00 in the morning kitty breath is not the best thing to smell. Every time I would burry my head in my covers she would start to cry so I just had to sit there and take it like a man and let her lick on my face.

Around 4:15 she decided it was time for a late night snack. The only problem with this is the late night snack consisted of my toes. Something is not right in the head of my little kitty she has an extreme case of foot fetish. She just crawled under my covers and started licking and biting my toes. It was really funny.

Well around 4:45 she decided to call it a night and laid down on my pillow and purred herself to sleep with me. Now that was very relaxing and nice.

So I have a question for you girls out there. Do women like guys with pet cats?

Oh no, Russell-P is a dad...

Here she is, my new baby girl. Her name is WilliaTina or Willy-T for short. Yes she is named after the Houston Astros player Willy Teveras. We named her that because she was running down my stairs and when she got to the tile she slid head first into the wall. We all said, "And shes safe", and that's how she got her name. Now isnt she so cute? Can't you tell she takes after her dad. ;-)

     
   

Cats Cats Cats Oh My...

Oh no. Can this be... Is Russell-P really going to go adopt a cat today? Stay tuned to find out more...